Rrampt Dictionary


Written by Jesse Wilkinson

pit-sniffing:  the act of smelling the armpits of t-shirts after you wear them to see if you have to toss them in the hamper or put them back in the drawer to wear again.

door-judging: judging the distance of someone walking behind you when you open a door to decide if you should hold the door in a polite gesture or if they’re too far away, rendering you a complete lunatic

zombie gestures: ┬ádoing a kind gesture for someone, like holding the door open, and it going unnoticed because they’re staring down at their phone causing you to wonder why you even bother and then pulling your phone out to vent your frustration in a social media post/rant




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