Rrampt Dictionary

Brief encounters, Jim Beam, and men’s urinals

Written by Jesse Wilkinson

word needed for:  the number of times two people say hi to each other after briefly meeting just once, before one decides to stop acknowledging the other, causing the other to have one awkward, unreturned head nod, which results in every encounter thereafter going unacknowledged by each, one out of indifference and one out of spite

word needed for:  the type of runner who jogs each day in a Jim Beam t-shirt

word needed for:  the act of choosing the middle urinal in a guys bathroom when all are available, forcing an unnecessarily close proximity for peeing when another man enters the washroom.

 

 

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  • Word FOUND for: the act of choosing the middle urinal in a guys bathroom when all are available, forcing an unnecessarily close proximity for peeing when another man enters the washroom.

    Middlepiddle

    “I can’t believe he chose to middlepiddle, what a dick!”

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